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The girl said, "you can't spell hero without her".
The boy answered, "you can't call women without men".
The girl replied, "I call her as dear".
Son : why your stomach is big? mom.
Mom: your sister is there!
Son : do you love her?
Mom: yes!
Son : then why you eat her?
Girl:why you follow me?
Boy:my teacher said, follow your goals.
Girl:'The girl smiled' and asks, do you love me?
Boy: I loves your friend not you
Boy :hi
Crush:hello
Boy :are you eat honey?
Crush:why I eat honey🙄?
Boy :honey is u 🙈 , I'm asking are you eat your foods?
Crush: 😏😏
During online class conversation between student and teacher
Teacher : Good morning to all dear students😊
Student : Good morning sir 😄
Teacher : has done your homeworks? 😁
Student : yes sir. I done that just now. 😅😅
Teacher :good submit your work now😊😊
Student : sir I can't submit!! 😟
Teacher : why you can't submit 🤨?
Student : sir I doing work at home like washing cloths ans dishes and cutting grass 😂😂
How I can submit that work?
Teacher : I'm asking about your assignment not your works on home.
Student: sorry sir 😅😅
Teacher: oke submit your assignment
Student : sir 😔 I forget my assignment at my home.
Teacher : 🤨🤨🤨you're in home now, not in school
Student : 😅😅 sorry sir I forget.
Teacher :oke search assignment and send to me
Student : oke sir
(15 minutes later)
Teacher :still you submit your assignment 🤨?
Student :sorry sir traffic jam!
Teacher : what traffic 🙄? In your home!?
Student : network traffic 😅
Teacher : 😑😑😑
Relationship advice between siblings
Brother: why you're crying?
Sister : I have a problem with my bf
Brother: Better your should breakup with him! I know about him, he is bad
Sister : why should I hear your advice? Even you're single! What you know about us?
Brother: The coaches are never play the game. I hope you will understand.
Sister : okey bro, thank you
(Next day morning brother see social media)
Brother: what the f#*k
(Sister post on FB - No monkey can seperate us I love you honey- and tag her bf and mention brother name)
Sister : you are underestimate us, dear brother
Brother: s₹#t!! Remove my name
Sister : sorry, I can't 😉bye
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